Club Culture

In this country I live in which is called Malaysia, the clubbing scene is somewhat different from the western part of the world. For starters, the people dress like wanna-be Asian gangsters. You know, the kind with white, weird angled glasses, black shirt with some "bad-ass" print, popped up collars, pants that are at least 2 sizes larger than their waist size, weird stuff hanging on the outside of their pants. Not forgetting dyed hair and weird hairstyles. Yes, THAT kind.

Then there are those who wear tight shirts which show more than just their huge chests which they have spent months achieving by visiting the gym religiously. Their tits are in-your-face and sadly, the men think it's really sexy. No pointing-at-me tits, thank you.

Next on are people who wear sleeveless tees. If you have a slammin' hot body, then I'm more than happy to see you flaunt them and make me jealous, but if your chests are barely pumped up, your arms are chopsticks-like, then for God's sake please don't wear sleeveless tees to a club. And please up it one size bigger, and definitely not white. White tees are only best on models, people who actually have a decent body, or when you go to the gym. And please be tall. PLEASE.

Luckily, just when you've lost hope on mankind, people who wear more decent-looking polos appear. Not really body-hugging and attention-seeking kind. It's the kind that's not very revealing and tight, the kind that you can tell he has quite a decent body because you can see just the outline of his chest pressed on the polo and when you look down south, you don't get to see much, so you wonder if it's a six-pack or a small belly he's hiding.

Yum!

And I'm glad I saw a few of these men tonight in the club. Totally eye-candy material. And what makes them hotter? They can actually dance, and they're GOOD. Hands raised up on the air, pumping their fists following the tempo of the music, chests pumping, arms flexed, smooth dancing.

But then again, they have more of such hunks in the west, because most Caucasian men are blessed with good genes that they don't have to work-out much to get a good body. And they generally have a larger frame than Asians, making them even more desirable.

If only we could import more of them into the country.

And I hate to say this but I might be wrong about Asians being less appealing compared with their European and American counterparts. Saw quite a number of guys that are quite good-looking, and some so good-looking I can actually forgive them for being short and for wearing fugly things they call clothes.

Only thing I feel bad is that girls these days are finding it hard to get a man, and I can finally understand their suffering. Friends have been posting on Facebook saying that good-looking men are either taken, not-interested, or gay. Sad to say, but yes, many(if not all) good-looking men are actually gay. Saw it on the streets, saw it in the club, so yeah, you can have my word on this one.

Now that I've proven many good-looking people are gay, it's time I go do some work on myself. If they're gay but uninterested in me, it has to be either I'm a little slim for their liking, or I don't groom myself as good as the others. It better not be my face that they dislike, because it's the hardest and most painful thing to change. Fingers crossed.