Club Culture

In this country I live in which is called Malaysia, the clubbing scene is somewhat different from the western part of the world. For starters, the people dress like wanna-be Asian gangsters. You know, the kind with white, weird angled glasses, black shirt with some "bad-ass" print, popped up collars, pants that are at least 2 sizes larger than their waist size, weird stuff hanging on the outside of their pants. Not forgetting dyed hair and weird hairstyles. Yes, THAT kind.

Then there are those who wear tight shirts which show more than just their huge chests which they have spent months achieving by visiting the gym religiously. Their tits are in-your-face and sadly, the men think it's really sexy. No pointing-at-me tits, thank you.

Next on are people who wear sleeveless tees. If you have a slammin' hot body, then I'm more than happy to see you flaunt them and make me jealous, but if your chests are barely pumped up, your arms are chopsticks-like, then for God's sake please don't wear sleeveless tees to a club. And please up it one size bigger, and definitely not white. White tees are only best on models, people who actually have a decent body, or when you go to the gym. And please be tall. PLEASE.

Luckily, just when you've lost hope on mankind, people who wear more decent-looking polos appear. Not really body-hugging and attention-seeking kind. It's the kind that's not very revealing and tight, the kind that you can tell he has quite a decent body because you can see just the outline of his chest pressed on the polo and when you look down south, you don't get to see much, so you wonder if it's a six-pack or a small belly he's hiding.

Yum!

And I'm glad I saw a few of these men tonight in the club. Totally eye-candy material. And what makes them hotter? They can actually dance, and they're GOOD. Hands raised up on the air, pumping their fists following the tempo of the music, chests pumping, arms flexed, smooth dancing.

But then again, they have more of such hunks in the west, because most Caucasian men are blessed with good genes that they don't have to work-out much to get a good body. And they generally have a larger frame than Asians, making them even more desirable.

If only we could import more of them into the country.

And I hate to say this but I might be wrong about Asians being less appealing compared with their European and American counterparts. Saw quite a number of guys that are quite good-looking, and some so good-looking I can actually forgive them for being short and for wearing fugly things they call clothes.

Only thing I feel bad is that girls these days are finding it hard to get a man, and I can finally understand their suffering. Friends have been posting on Facebook saying that good-looking men are either taken, not-interested, or gay. Sad to say, but yes, many(if not all) good-looking men are actually gay. Saw it on the streets, saw it in the club, so yeah, you can have my word on this one.

Now that I've proven many good-looking people are gay, it's time I go do some work on myself. If they're gay but uninterested in me, it has to be either I'm a little slim for their liking, or I don't groom myself as good as the others. It better not be my face that they dislike, because it's the hardest and most painful thing to change. Fingers crossed.

Asian Men

Never thought I'll be talking about this but Asian men aren't exactly bad looking, just that they don't appeal to me as much as white men do. But there are some that I actually like and don't mind settling down with.

Was at a mall shopping yesterday and was approached by this Chinese guy a few years younger than me and was asked if I was interested in working part-time selling health insurance. The whole time he was explaining to me I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying but his physical appearance. Pointed nose, cute dimples when he smiled, fair complexion, athletic build. Only problem is that he's a little short for my preference.

Found out he's a first year medical student in a local private-run university. And he was so delighted to know that I'm a medical student, better still a senior. Traded phone numbers(for business purposes, duh) and we went separate ways. If only he told me he needed help in his studies.

"Friday night, my place, boy. Don't be late, or you'll have to make up to me."

Wait a sec, is he even LEGAL?

Hair

Probably the main reason why I adore white people so much. Facial hair, that is. Moustache, stubble, beard, goatee, whatever you call it, facial hair's the way to go!

Of all the types of facial hair, a stubble is probably the best in my opinion. Looks well-groomed compared to a beard or a goatee, and it definitely gives a man boost in his masculinity, when compared to a clean-shaven guy. Well, clean-shaven guys aren't exactly bad(except those below the age of 21), but I'd prefer a man with a well-groomed stubble. Ya know, like a 3-day growth after you last shave.

So, I just watched Inception like a couple of hours ago, and when Dom Cobb(Leonardo DiCaprio) and Arthur(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) stepped on the scene, I was kinda eyeing on Arthur because honestly, he is really charming and handsome(and also because of all the publicity photos posted everywhere on the net which made him even more appealing), but did I know I'll be introduced to the (really) hot male cast later in the movie!

When Eames(Tom Hardy) appeared on the cinema screen, I swear I almost died. Charming good looks, slick, combed-back hair, beautiful eyes, tall and built. The type of guy you'll only see in fashion advertorials. Only better. And the facial hair he sported in the movie? It was like a triple-cherry-topped cherry jam on the cake!

Whenever he steps on scene, I'll definitely miss out a few lines because I'm so focused on him. To the point where I noticed he has a scar on one side of his brow. And throughout the whole movie I was fearing for his life because Christopher Nolan was happy killing off Saito(Ken Watanabe) and Robert Fischer(Cilian Murphy).

Little girls are all over Joseph because he's after all, a teen actor. Give him time and he'll become like Tom. But for now, Tom's the man and if you girls don't like him, I'm more than happy to have him.

Ken Watanabe's not too bad actually. Well, just sayin'.

Worship

After much thought, "worship" is probably the best word to describe my love and desire for white people. It might sound a little too freaky for some but hey, at least I'm not stalking and trying to force you into a corner and make you the father of my child.

Ok, that was freaky. And worry not, having sex with another man will not result in having an offspring.

I've always liked white people, and will always prefer whites(no racism here. I love all people, just not to the point where I want to have a life with them), but I never imagined that I would actually create a blog to worship them. This is definitely an impulse move.

Maybe it's because of the hot white guy I saw in the pool when I was leaving the gym(it's a community clubhouse, the pool is downstairs and the gym's upstairs). But that couldn't have triggered me.

Hmm. Maybe it was the stare? He was in the pool and when I walked past him, he just stood there in the pool and stared at me. For like 2 seconds, before I blushed, looked away and literally ran like a little girl.

If only I had the guts to linger a little while more and see if he's interested. Could've sowed some sweet white seeds.

Gotta run now. Let's see if I'm lucky to see him around some other time.